my favorite foul-mouthed fashionista, nicole locher, is running just my kind of contest. here's a snippet from her newsletter so you can all get in on the goods:
Since it is the season for giving, and sweet tidings and all those things, NICOLE LOCHER has decided to get into the holiday spirit and give 10 LUCKY WINNERS something for FREE from the LOCHER'S store. Here is how you can get the chance to get your grubby little mits on something sweet.
Instead of WRITING SANTA about how good you were this year, Nicole wants to know just HOW BAD YOU WERE, and the top ten letters of all the naughty secrets and slutty things you did over the past year will be rewarded with ANY one item of your choice from the store. Don't worry, your emails are just for Nicole to read in private, no one will ever know, it's just nice to read some good gossip curled up by the fire with roasted chestnuts. So true stories only, or Nicole will smell bullshit and it won't be considered. Email your story until DECEMBER 14th to email@example.com and the best of luck to you all!!
i've already picked out my prize, to be worn daily on the L train:and even if you were an especially good girl, you're still in luck since her entire collection is 25% off. surely you know a petite salope who could use a darling blouse or two? maybe you?